Students Walking All Over Teachers Got to Blast Funny
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Mod 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask" DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????" very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, "wow I can tell you're a blast at parties"
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream " THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, "Your racist against paper aren't you."
8. Don't do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn't do your homework say "I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever." then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say "PROVE IT!"
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, "My goldfish died." Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, "May the force be with you, young one."
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15Walk into class dancing the Macarena
16Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
16Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
17send the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. talk to the person near you so when you get moved you talk to the people around you then when you sit where no one can talk to you talk to the wall.
20. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT"
21. Sing the Batman theme incessantly
22. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
23. talk in a really random accent.
24. if you have a retractable pen click it really fast.
25.Go to school pretending to be blind.
26.Poke the person next to you with enthusiasm
27.Punch random student saying it was muscel spasums
28. make beeping noises as the walk backwards.
29.every time she says a certain word e.g 'the drop your pen or cough.
30. smile constantly
31. smile whilst their telling you off.
32. when theyre telling another student off make faces at the teacher and when she turns around pretend you didnt do anything.
33. see how high you can bounce your erasers
34.see how many earasers you can bounce at once
35.cidentally" drop your books
36. hum and get everyone to join in
37. stomp then clap twice get everyone to join in
38.cough repeatedly
39.when you write make it really tiny
40.pass a note all the way around the room
41.put marker inm your hair
42.put stickers on your face
43.when its your turn to read say " No Thank you"
44when you read skip a line or two
45when you read talk REALLy loud and REALLy fast
46.while she writes on the board tell them to move so you can copy it
47.stand up in your chair for no reason
49.ask if we have tomorrow off every single day
50.say you will put up the chairs and only put up two
I love these put some of your own!
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Haha well i think they are FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Mod Mod Do all of your schoolwork and homework backwards so that the teacher has to read it from a mirror to understand it.
. Stand up in your seat, then sit back down. Repeat this several times. Finally stay seated. When the teacher asks just what did you think you were doing, look innocent. Say, teach, whatever you saw, it must have been your imagination.
When the teacher assigns you work, go Yes, master I will not fail you!
Mod Hahaahahah really messily and when the teacher tells you not to say "Oh I'm sorry, did you want some?" Then smile really sweetly!
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